The folks over at Team Tominthebox New Network have came up with this. Absolutely hilarious!
In an exclusive report, TBNN has learned that Benny Hinn has been recently granted the first official "sainthood" by Health, Wealth and Prosperity Gospel leaders. TBNN learned that a group of HWPG pastors, which included big names like Creflo Dollar, Leroy Thompson, Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland, met in Atlanta, Georgia last week to discuss the prospect of "sainthood" for those who had contributed much to the HWPG cause. During the meeting the group discussed possible choices for the first ever "sainthood" amongst HWPG advocates. Over the course of the meetings Hinn's name repeatedly came up.
Now, whenever the Faith adherents desire more money, they can pray to Saint Hinn, the patron saint of Money. Don't expect any treasury of merit to be avaliable to you though, until probably he passes on in life.